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NonUgly Astronauts
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MY GOD SIR, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FACE? COULD I BE THAT THE METAL MEN HAVE BROUGHT UPON US A NEW NATION OF DRAGONS AND FRYING PAN-PEOPLE, BEATING US WITH FISH AS THEY GIGGLE IMMENSELY AT OUR OUTDATED HAIRDOS?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH DEAR ME, MY GFHJKFGHJGF SEEMS TO HAVE EXPLODED, YOU IMBECILES!!! IT'S LEAKING EVERYWHERE, WHERE IS MY GOLF UMBRELLA? ITS BRIGHT COLOURS ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT CAN PROTECT US FROM THIS ONSLAUGHT OF TYRANTS AND PIGS AND CONVENIANCE STORE MANAGERS, ANGRY ABOUT THEIR GRAVEYARD SHIFTS AND THOSE DAMN KIDS WHO READ THE MAGAZINES AND NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BUY THEM, THIS IS NOT A FUCKING LIBRARY, YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS.
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